Fitness
So, in light of the fact that:
a) I am a fat crap
b) It seems that all of the men in my family develop life-threatening heart problems (that is, if the cancer doesn't get us first!)
I am joining a gym.
Thanks to the help of one enterprising Ms. Chilton, I managed to get myself to the Washington Sports Club and sign up for a week's free membership and was offered a neat promotion if I sign up for a real membership. I got to work out without waiting, and I got to watch the Red Sox play the Orioles while I did it! I am enthused about working out regularly and about eating right (goodbye, sweet fried things).
Your job, friends and acquaintances, is to police me. I am weak. I may falter. So kick my ass if you see me lying down and eating a French fry sandwich.
I want to live!
posted by Dan at 9:11 AM
3 Comments:
Wait, no french fry sandwiches? Then what will you eat?
-drew
You can still have Dots right?? In moderation??
Because a dotless existence would clearly be worse than an early death ...
To answer your questions:
1)It turns out I like vegetables and nuts... and I had some oatmeal at the diner, which was great.
2) Yes, I have consulted my doctor, and dots are on the diet.
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