Late Christmas? Early Birthday?

I've been told that sometimes it's hard to shop for me. I'm going to make it easy on anyone who feels like buying me a present for any reason. Maybe because I'm really cool? It doesn't matter why. Somebody buy one of these for me (click "John Coltrane").






P.S. Somebody also please tell the people running this auction that the mouthpiece is on backwards on both of these and on Benny Goodman's clarinet. .