Moving!

Well, I'm sick of being robbed and being cold and being in a basement, so I'm trying to find some new (naive) tenants for my house. I've shown it to a whole bunch of people, some of whom seemed genuinely interested. I should know-- it's my job. However, something always comes up; one girl had a roommate who didn't like the area. One pair of girls who spent nearly two hours planning how they would arrange their furniture stalled and found somewhere bigger (and more expensive). Some people just flake out. What should I do to sweeten the deal? I'm seriously considering throwing in a DVD player. Maybe my body? Anyone?